R.S.T.

myladymother:

i hate when people are like “only dogs can give u love and affection cats are cold and elusive” like okay dog person if you had ever actually owned a cat you would know they are the neediest fucking creatures on the planet

cats will literally sit on your head until you pay attention to them

Via I See Beauty In The Most Unlikely Things.



My sister turned 21 an hour ago…. I’m sorry world…… i’m so sorry……..


  • Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
  • Me: LOKI?
  • Teacher: Pardon?
  • Me: The God of Mischief.
  • Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
  • Me: I don't have it.
  • Teacher: What?
  • Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
  • Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
  • Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
  • Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
  • Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
  • Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
  • Me: How's your coffee?
  • Teacher: What?
  • Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
  • Teacher: I don't-
  • Me: There's no gas in the tank.
  • Teacher: What-
  • Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
  • Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
  • Me: LOKI'D.
  • Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
  • Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
  • Teacher: Preferably several someones?
  • Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
  • Teacher: Restrain her.
  • Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
  • Teacher: What even.
  • Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
Via The Randomness That Is Me

uozumi:

katiebug445:

letters-intertwined:

AND WE HAVE A WINNER.

EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME NOW. THANKS.

YES. GOOD.

Well, that meme was over fast.

(Source: todayimadeablog)



(Source: high0hmy)



serdavos:

“Remember, Chiyo, geisha are not courtesans. And we are not wives. We sell our skills, not our bodies. We create another secret world, a place only of beauty. The very word ‘geisha’ means artist and to be a geisha is to be judged as a moving work of art.”


Via I See Beauty In The Most Unlikely Things.

motherfuckingfineasspussymobile:

nehzoomey:

how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something

some of us don’t have grass on our lawns you sack of shit

Via I See Beauty In The Most Unlikely Things.

“This is where you tell me I’m just one chapter, not a whole book.”

(Source: kryptoniteblonde)


Via Crystal Friedman

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