i hate when people are like “only dogs can give u love and affection cats are cold and elusive” like okay dog person if you had ever actually owned a cat you would know they are the neediest fucking creatures on the planet
cats will literally sit on your head until you pay attention to them
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AND WE HAVE A WINNER.
EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO HOME NOW. THANKS.
YES. GOOD.
Well, that meme was over fast.
(Source: todayimadeablog)
“Remember, Chiyo, geisha are not courtesans. And we are not wives. We sell our skills, not our bodies. We create another secret world, a place only of beauty. The very word ‘geisha’ means artist and to be a geisha is to be judged as a moving work of art.”
Via I See Beauty In The Most Unlikely Things.
motherfuckingfineasspussymobile:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some of us don’t have grass on our lawns you sack of shit
“This is where you tell me I’m just one chapter, not a whole book.”
(Source: kryptoniteblonde)
Via Crystal Friedman




